The 🔅🔅Aurrelian Empire🔅🔅 of Dingoy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Aurrel with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.485 billion dingoyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dingoyian economy, worth 293 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,217 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dingoy's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aurrelism.

Dingoy is ranked 57,187^th in the world and 1^st in Vamperiall for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.38 law-abiding acts per hour.