The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.661 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth an astonishing 11,340 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 459,842 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Divine Cervine is ranked 311,688^th in the world and 12,018^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -81.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.