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Divine Cervine

Population15.279 billion

CapitalEnchanted Wildwood
LeaderQueen Arbeaone

Currency¤ luminous orb
Animaliridescent-winged purple peryton

The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.279 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 5,675 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 371,443 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, homophobia is off the menu, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Divine Cervine is ranked 63rd in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 446.74 quips per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6thLargest Welfare Programs: 6thNicest Citizens: 7thMost Inclusive: 7thMost Pacifist: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11thHighest Food Quality: 15thMost Developed: 15thLowest Crime Rates: 16thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thBest Weather: 18thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thSafest: 20thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36thLargest Governments: 38thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50thSmartest Citizens: 63rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 68thLeast Corrupt Governments: 128thMost Secular: 135thMost Cultured: 135thHighest Poor Incomes: 209thMost Income Equality: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581stMost Subsidized Industry: 598thLargest Publishing Industry: 945thMost Advanced Public Transport: 990thHighest Average Incomes: 1,209thHighest Economic Output: 2,002ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,643rdMost Stationary: 5,834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,900thMost Influential: 13,189thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,258th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 228th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 502nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.

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