The People's Republic of Djadjoekstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.381 billion Djadjoeks are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Djadjoek economy, worth 679 trillion bogs a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,766 bogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djadjoekstan's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Djadjoekstan is ranked 142,859^th in the world and 3,637^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.61 law-abiding acts per hour.