The Republic of DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THIS TRADE is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 583 million DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THIS TRADEians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THIS TRADEian economy, worth 24.0 trillion Afriks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,188 Afriks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,937 per year while the poor average 7,718, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

The government airlifts sacrificial lambs, gambling is outlawed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THIS TRADE's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THIS TRADE is ranked 266,680^th in the world and 28^th in Antisipation Refounded for Largest Populations, with 583 million capita.