The Republic of Dohnation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lewis Phillips with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 3.569 billion Dohians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dohischedt. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dohnationian economy, worth 303 trillion dorians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,959 dorians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and Lewis Phillips has just been declared ruler of Dohnation in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dohnation's national animal is the Dohian White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dohnation is ranked 45,544^th in the world and 2,219^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 104.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.