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Best Weather: 3,762nd Most Beautiful Environments: 5,061st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,445th
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Population15.439 billion

CapitalFall River Military Base
LeaderGeneral William Eisenhower Holt

AnimalSergeant Stubby

The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 15.439 billion Dolgavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dolgavakian economy, worth 713 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,215 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolgavakia is ranked 24,466th in the world and 11th in Right to Life for Most Income Equality, scoring 65.99 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Best Weather: 3,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,705thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,851stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,113thLargest Populations: 9,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,249thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,490thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,433rdSafest: 16,433rdMost Pacifist: 16,580thNicest Citizens: 16,744th
Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » United Massachusetts.

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