The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Coach Sheen with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.055 billion Explodeingtntians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Explodeingtntian economy, worth a remarkable 5,071 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 266,128 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Explodeingtntian Space Agency, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Explodeingtnt's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Explodeingtnt is ranked 10,023^rd in the world and 186^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 124,752.24 Standard Monetary Units.