The Grand Duchy of Duckslandia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The quiet, industrious population of 5.194 billion Duckslandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Duckslandian economy, worth 203 trillion baht a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,104 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Duckslandia in an international press conference, Duckslandia has designated Duckslandia City as its capital city, cars have been banned, and the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duckslandia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Duckslandia is ranked 125,772^nd in the world and 4^th in Ankh Morpork for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 939.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.