The Kingdom of Dutcheus is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Noah Wynknight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.118 billion Dutcheusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Želpina. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dutcheusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 250,046 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,265,949 per year while the poor average 3,244, a ratio of 698 to 1.

King Noah Wynknight is quite hard to get a hold of, King Noah Wynknight can cry on demand, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and enemy governments seem especially interested in Dutcheus's election cycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dutcheus's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is susism.

Dutcheus is ranked 6,244^th in the world and 194^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 250,046.7 Standard Monetary Units.