The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.994 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,565 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over The Grade A Minister of Eggs's questionably sane new coalition partners, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, sex changes are routinely performed at Eggtowne's hospitals, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 306,576^th in the world and 812^th in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.