The Arab Baathist Republic of Egyptian Arabia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Lieutenant General Mr Spamm al-Assad with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.487 billion Arabs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arab economy, worth 740 trillion Arab Dinars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,979 Arab Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egyptian Arabia's national animal is the Arab Dromedary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Egyptian Arabia is ranked 251,363^rd in the world and 11^th in Voreia Aravia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.36 Obesity Rate.