The Kingdom of Eileanan Nuadh is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Seònaid with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.746 billion Eileanaich love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truru. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Eileanan Nuadhian economy, worth 87.4 trillion Eileanan dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,320 Eileanan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, Queen Seònaid has just been declared ruler of Eileanan Nuadh in an international press conference, Neo-Druidism has been named as Eileanan Nuadh's national religion, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eileanan Nuadh's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Druidism.

Eileanan Nuadh is ranked 134,584^th in the world and 23^rd in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,415.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.