The Poor Lonesome Cowboy of Einzelganger is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Number One with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.606 billion Einzelgangerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isolation. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Einzelgangerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,801 trillion einzels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 208,587 einzels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,929,525 per year while the poor average 2,186, a ratio of 882 to 1.

Cities in Einzelganger declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, the government is lending a hand to private industry, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Einzelganger's national animal is the ganger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Social Distancing.

Einzelganger is ranked 10,041^st in the world and 64^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 208,587.19 Standard Monetary Units.