The Community of Eldritchia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by EECS Kc1 Produkt with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.534 billion Eldritchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EECF K0 Konstruct. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eldritchian economy, worth 327 trillion EECF K457 1 2 Cashlings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,099 EECF K457 1 2 Cashlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The internal market is thriving, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and when their backs are against the walls Eldritchians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldritchia's national animal is the EECF K1 Kreature of Cindness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anything Everything Right Here Right Now.

Eldritchia is ranked 5,638^th in the world and 2^nd in Einmarken for Nicest Citizens, with 43.47 average smiles per day.