The Dominion of Elephant fresh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Blackheart with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.879 billion Elephant freshians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couldgore. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elephant freshian economy, worth a remarkable 4,834 trillion Stampies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,795 Stampies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Blackheart is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elephant fresh's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Magombo.

Elephant fresh is ranked 290,996^th in the world and 2^nd in Elephantasia for Most Primitive, scoring -773.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.