The Wilderness of Eloren is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.052 billion Eloren are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Unbound Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloren economy, worth a remarkable 8,595 trillion pods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 408,276 pods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eloren's national animal is the triffid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eloren is ranked 710^th in the world and 12^th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,551.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.