The Great and Powerful of Empire of the United Sovereign Powers is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 5.591 billion Empire of The United Sovereign Powersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitras. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empire of The United Sovereign Powersian economy, worth 941 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,327 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, and claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense. Crime is totally unknown. Empire of the United Sovereign Powers's national animal is the Blue Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Empire of the United Sovereign Powers is ranked 87,457^th in the world and 1,115^th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.14 kickbacks per hour.