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Most Devout: 4,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,632nd
The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast.
Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Endless Sumer

Population18.294 billion

CapitalUruk
LeaderAbu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ
FaithSubMission

CurrencyDıɴᴀʀ
AnimalCamel

The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Abu Bⲁkr Abdu||ⲁҺ Ħbղ UtҺⲙaղ AbĦ QuҺⲁfⲁ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.294 billion Sumerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uruk. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sumerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,966 trillion Dıɴᴀʀs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,146 Dıɴᴀʀs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Endless Sumer although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Endless Sumer has found 1 easter egg), maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Sumerian flag can be displayed, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endless Sumer's national animal is the Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SubMission.

Endless Sumer is ranked 21,927th in the world and 9th in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,661.32 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 4,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,306thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,917thHighest Economic Output: 9,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,073rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,503rdMost Cultured: 12,745thMost Developed: 14,178thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,419thSmartest Citizens: 16,993rdLargest Black Market: 17,409thHighest Average Incomes: 20,834thLargest Populations: 21,724thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,927thLowest Crime Rates: 28,508thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,229th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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