The Merchant Republic of Environmental Support is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.72 billion Environmentalists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcove Harbour. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalist economy, worth a remarkable 5,456 trillion Drachmas a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,738 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, hackers post hourly updates on international summits, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown. Environmental Support's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Environmental Support is ranked 2,373^rd in the world and 2^nd in Free Market Federation for Most Developed, scoring 97.82 on the Human Development Index.