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Most Efficient Economies: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th
The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
...and don't forget to dream big!
Supreme Overseer Breena I
Influence
Dealmaker
Curator of Scientific Progress
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Free Transhumanists

Population20.969 billion

CapitalNeosanctum
LeaderSupreme Overseer Breena I
FaithKalyan Extropianism

CurrencyFTR credit
AnimalMole

The 2nd Deliberative Theocracy of Free Transhumanists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Breena I with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.969 billion Kalyans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neosanctum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kalyan economy, worth an astonishing 14,487 trillion FTR credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 690,878 FTR credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Transhumanists's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kalyan Extropianism.

Free Transhumanists is ranked 43rd in the world and 1st in Free Market Federation for Fattest Citizens, with 99.19 Obesity Rate.

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Most Efficient Economies: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 37thFattest Citizens: 43rdRudest Citizens: 43rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67thMost Avoided: 95thSmartest Citizens: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 106thMost Armed: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 133rdHighest Average Incomes: 144thMost Cultured: 205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thMost Corrupt Governments: 248thHighest Crime Rates: 259thMost Secular: 263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 282ndLargest Mining Sector: 295thLargest Insurance Industry: 324thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 356thLargest Agricultural Sector: 371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 385thHighest Poor Incomes: 399thLargest Gambling Industry: 409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 477thHighest Economic Output: 480thLargest Governments: 492ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 740thLargest Publishing Industry: 793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,790thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,194thMost Inclusive: 3,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,336thMost Influential: 6,652ndMost Patriotic: 7,454thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,632ndHighest Food Quality: 20,978thLargest Black Market: 21,676thMost Stationary: 25,331st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Free Transhumanists adopted General Assembly Resolution #15 "".
  • : Free Transhumanists voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Free Transhumanists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Transhumanists, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.

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