The Free Land of Erestor is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.807 billion Erestorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Erestorian economy, worth 626 trillion Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,079 Silvers, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Erestor's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Erestor is ranked 238,707^th in the world and 10^th in Lindon for Safest, scoring 37.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.