by Max Barry

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Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,144th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Wolf

Population37.726 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.726 billion Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Wolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,273 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,769 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 7,617th in the world and 2nd in Lone Wolves United for Most Influential, scoring 8,007 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,554thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,144thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,022ndHighest Economic Output: 5,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,118thMost Influential: 7,617thSafest: 8,515thMost Armed: 8,633rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,086thMost Secular: 9,874thLargest Governments: 10,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,065thLowest Crime Rates: 11,304thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,738thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,752nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the region

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