The Democratic Republic of Eyernawk is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Eyernuwi with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.801 billion Eyernawkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nawk Eyer. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eyernawkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,400 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 364,874 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown. Eyernawk's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nawkeyen.

Eyernawk is ranked 13,536^th in the world and 255^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,384.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.