The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.012 billion Fa Nienteans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 16,025 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 381,453 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,288,565 per year while the poor average 7,338, a ratio of 448 to 1.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, smart fridges sing the praises of Cult of the Pah-wraiths for fear of being iced, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.

Fa Niente is ranked 196^th in the world and 6^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 94.98 Obesity Rate.