The United Kingdom of Fanamal is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.229 billion Fanamalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 10.7%.

The very strong Fanamalian economy, worth 233 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,368 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Fanamal, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fanamal's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fanamal is ranked 234,336^th in the world and 5,570^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.