The Bumper Crops of Farm Team K Blue is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Farmlord Blue with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.893 billion Farmicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Estates. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Farmican economy, worth 303 trillion seeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,985 seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farm Team K Blue's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Holy Harvest.

Farm Team K Blue is ranked 43,152^nd in the world and 4^th in The Chromatic Farm League for Fattest Citizens, with 14.31 Obesity Rate.