The Bumper Crops of Farm Team L Navy is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed population of 4.916 billion Farmicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Farmican economy, worth 382 trillion seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,731 seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull, and homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Farm Team L Navy's national animal is the llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Holy Harvest.

Farm Team L Navy is ranked 243,649^th in the world and 13^th in The Chromatic Farm League for Fattest Citizens, with 7.68 Obesity Rate.