The Dharmic Republic of Feausi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Phoenix with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.364 billion Feausians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkata. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Feausian economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion Feauses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,587 Feauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, behind every local dictator is a Feausian advisor whispering in their ear, Feausians also serve as great lightning rods, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feausi's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Feausi is ranked 309,151^st in the world and 43^rd in India for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.