The Borderlands of Feetses is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning foot population. The hard-working population of 1.918 billion Feetsesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Feetsesian economy, worth 85.9 trillion feet a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,774 feet, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and Feetses has designated Feetses City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feetses's national animal is the foot.

Feetses is ranked 30,105^th in the world and 1^st in Pussy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,183.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.