The Brightness of Felgeelia is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.901 billion Felgeelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Felgeelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Geellings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,225 Geellings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and leisure is a crime in ski towns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felgeelia's national animal is the Parkiet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felgeelia is ranked 51,313^th in the world and 2^nd in Grace of Gaia for Largest Populations, with 11.9 billion capita.