
| Population | 16.171 billion |
| Capital | Fernginar |
| Leader | Grand Nagus |
| Faith | The Divine Treasury |
| Currency | Gold Pressed Latinum |
| Animal | Latinum Goat |
The Glorious Empire of Ferengi Alliance Union is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Nagus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.171 billion Ferengi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fernginar. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Ferengi economy, worth an astonishing 10,931 trillion Gold Pressed Latinums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 675,968 Gold Pressed Latinums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,235,843 per year while the poor average 7,308, a ratio of 853 to 1.
Migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferengi Alliance Union's national animal is the Latinum Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divine Treasury.
Ferengi Alliance Union is ranked 144th in the world and 1st in Shadow Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 97.01 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, Big Beef has a steak in national politics.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, for just a few extra Gold Pressed Latinums Ferengi can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
- : Following new legislation in
Ferengi Alliance Union, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues.









































































































