The United Kingdom of Flay is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 29.984 billion Flayians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Flayian economy, worth 482 trillion Floes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,079 Floes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flay's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Flay is ranked 318,072^nd in the world and 14^th in Avalon for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.