The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.446 billion Loutslanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 787 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,169 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Childhood friends of Arthur are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, all industry is owned and run by the government, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 164,816^th in the world and 6,178^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.19 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.