The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 4.058 billion Loutslanders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 679 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 167,511 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,540 per year while the poor average 29,446, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Loutsland, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 179,435^th in the world and 7,464^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 421.38 on the Societal Mobility Rating.