The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.586 billion Loutslanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 401 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,389 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 183,629^th in the world and 9,523^rd in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 64.49 Years.