The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.979 billion Loutslanders are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,620 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 414,343 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,345,609 per year while the poor average 96,199, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

Children keel over while singing "Arthur Gives Us the Water of Life", it's hunting season on loan sharks, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, and schoolchildren seeking entertainment have been told to go fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 17,970^th in the world and 518^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 96,199.07 Standard Monetary Units.