The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.119 billion Loutslanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth 507 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,554 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Dragonball fields, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 61,950^th in the world and 2,932^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 434.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.