The Republic of Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.779 billion Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Windsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Windsian economy, worth 175 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,530 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, many Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Windsians are their brothers' keepers, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Floowandereeze and the Unexplored Winds is ranked 269,004^th in the world and 540^th in Eye for Safest, scoring 11.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.