The People's Republic of Floride is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 396 million Floridiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Floridien economy, worth 7.33 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 18,512 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floride's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Floride is ranked 277,932^nd in the world and 582^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 396 million capita.