The Fascist Fonmillian Reich of Fonmill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Friedrich Ulrich with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.649 billion Fonmillians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Public Transport and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstalder. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fonmillian economy, worth 96.7 trillion Vaslainders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,651 Vaslainders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fonmill's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No National Religion.

Fonmill is ranked 290,820^th in the world and 156^th in Albastru for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 33.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.