Population | 5.006 billion |
Capital | Dairy Bottom |
Leader | Derry the Dairy Lover |
Currency | Anarchy points |
Animal | gecko |
The Free Land of Free land of the gecko is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Derry the Dairy Lover with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.006 billion Free land of the geckoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dairy Bottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Free land of the geckoan economy, worth 549 trillion Anarchy points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 109,790 Anarchy points, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,842 per year while the poor average 23,851, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free land of the gecko's national animal is the gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Free land of the gecko is ranked 280,114th in the world and 10,499th in Balder for Safest, scoring 6.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
- : Free land of the gecko's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Free land of the gecko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Free land of the gecko's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Free land of the gecko's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met.
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, Derry the Dairy Lover's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Free land of the gecko, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.