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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,437th
The Archipelagic Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Stomp 'em to death
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Free Las Pinas

Population546 million

CapitalPiñeapolis

CurrencyPhilippine Peso
AnimalBright Philippine Pegasus

The Archipelagic Paradise of Free Las Pinas is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 546 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 68.0 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,455 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Philippine Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 40,813th in the world and 386th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,170.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,806thMost Influential: 5,952ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,110thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,909thRudest Citizens: 11,177thMost Armed: 12,415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,023rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,848thMost Efficient Economies: 15,251stMost Politically Free: 16,579thHighest Crime Rates: 16,799thMost Inclusive: 19,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,246thHighest Drug Use: 20,647thHighest Average Incomes: 20,659th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 62nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Armed: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 146th in the regionRudest Citizens: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Las Pinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Las Pinas, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Free Las Pinas lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.

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