The Archipelagic Paradise of Free Las Pinas is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 546 million Las Piñeroes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piñeapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Las Piñero economy, worth 68.0 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,455 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Las Pinas's national animal is the Bright Philippine Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Las Pinas is ranked 40,813^th in the world and 386^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,170.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.