The Federal Republic of Free Lokix is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 104 million Lokixians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lokixian economy, worth 8.67 trillion Xikols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,320 Xikols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and nations that kill a Lokixian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Free Lokix's national animal is the Huemul and the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Lokix is ranked 217,294^th in the world and 12^th in Mazedornia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.87 Obesity Rate.