The Random Pretitle of Kringalia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Stuart Palmer with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.622 billion Kringalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kringalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,780 trillion Kringles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,944 Kringles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kringalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kringalia is ranked 24,811^th in the world and 593^rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 247.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.