The Dependent Territory of French Polynesie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President of French Polynesie with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.906 billion French Polynesians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Papeete. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong French Polynesian economy, worth 774 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,005 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, Papeete spends billions upgrading public transport, and Calvinism has been named as French Polynesie's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Polynesie's national animal is the sea turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Calvinism.

French Polynesie is ranked 70,403^rd in the world and 4^th in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Safest, scoring 94.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.