The Federation of Fugellia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Farumese Gryvnir with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.681 billion Fugellians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calcadon. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fugellian economy, worth 613 trillion Pyths a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 107,996 Pyths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the aims of top-secret Fugellian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Fugellian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fugellia's national animal is the Electric Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Fugellia is ranked 287,047^th in the world and 11,200^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.51 kickbacks per hour.