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Most Patriotic: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 574th
The Diabolical Imperium of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
In Avarice, Success; In Wrath, Might; In Pride, Power
The Malificar
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gehenna Primus

Population5.018 billion

CapitalChernograd
LeaderThe Malificar
Faithnonexistent

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalDragon

The Diabolical Imperium of Gehenna Primus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Malificar with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.018 billion Gehennans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gehennan economy, worth a remarkable 2,042 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 407,055 Imperial Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,012,215 per year while the poor average 46,803, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gehenna Primus's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Gehenna Primus is ranked 1,363rd in the world and 2nd in Hell for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 910.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 666thMost Secular: 780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,030thHighest Average Incomes: 1,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,363rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,570thLargest Mining Sector: 1,614thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,692ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,103rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,180thLargest Retail Industry: 2,484thSmartest Citizens: 2,512thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,615thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,854thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,407thRudest Citizens: 3,565thLowest Crime Rates: 4,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,377thLargest Black Market: 4,438thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,345thLargest Governments: 5,647thMost Cultured: 6,957thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,704thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,290thHighest Economic Output: 12,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,309thFattest Citizens: 13,608thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,796thMost Developed: 17,232ndMost Armed: 19,549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,786th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Gehenna Primus, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.

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