The State of Georgy Lvov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.174 billion Georgy Lvovians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The thriving Georgy Lvovian economy, worth 775 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,985 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,872 per year while the poor average 6,091, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Georgy Lvov has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Georgy Lvov in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Georgy Lvov's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Georgy Lvov's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Georgy Lvov is ranked 151,020^th in the world and 7^th in Republic of Russia for Most Primitive, scoring -54.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.