The People's Republic of German Workers Union is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 67 million German Workers Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The German Workers Unionian economy, worth 3.63 trillion Kieks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,209 Kieks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on German Workers Union, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. German Workers Union's national animal is the Steinadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

German Workers Union is ranked 230,815^th in the world and 767^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 212.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.