Population | 10.652 billion |
Capital | Village of Noobs |
Leader | Dictator Eric |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fox |
The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.652 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,075 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,717 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Worst army of is ranked 5,426th in the world and 122nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,625.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Holy Republic of Serpleddyland.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Kingdom of Butuni.
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Formerly Great Satan of Neo Kervoskia.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
World Assembly
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