
| Population | 8.987 billion |
| Capital | Eden |
| Leader | YHWH |
| Faith | The one and only me |
| Currency | Blessing |
| Animal | Angel |
The Holy Empire of God is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by YHWH with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.987 billion one and only God are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.
The frighteningly efficient God economy, worth 948 trillion Blessings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,550 Blessings, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the tobacco industry has burnt out, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. God's national animal is the Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The one and only me.
God is ranked 58,658th in the world and 2nd in Heaven for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,550.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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God, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
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God, the tobacco industry has burnt out.
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God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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God was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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God was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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God, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
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God, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
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God, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
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God, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.

























