General Assembly
Security Council
King God Satan (Governor): 
The Morning Star of All the Angels Sing
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Hell, Republicans, Underworld, Philosophy 115, and The Iceberg Lounge.
Tags: Featured, Medium, Religious, and Snarky.
Heaven contains 12 nations, the 1,451st most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Heaven
The following governments spend the greatest amounts on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment.
As a region, Heaven is ranked 5,489th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Manila-Central | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “I cast this burden on the Earth within, and I go free!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of God | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “All are equal before God.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Heavenly Kingdom of Jesus Joe | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “And so Jesus Joe was born, and all hailed his coming” | |
| 4. |  The Angel of Castiel- | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Angels are warriors of God. I´m a soldier.” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Camael | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Divine Justice Be Done.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Lipend but shes in Heaven | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “I may have bribed st. Peter...” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Yahweh | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄” | |
| 8. |  The Apollonian Knight of The Golden Bow | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of The Nun | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Sister cAn you spAre A dime” | |
| 10. | The Morning Star of All the Angels Sing | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “All the angels sing because you're gonna die!” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The Republic of Lipend but shes in Heaven arrived from Balder.
- :
The Silly goobers of Superdee departed this region for Christians.
- : The Silly goobers of Superdee arrived from Hell.
- : Ghyptiaa ceased to exist.
- :
The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
- :
The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express departed this region for Moonveil.
- : The E6 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Map Express arrived from Concord.
- : The most isolated part of the amazon ceased to exist.
- : Ghyptiaa arrived from Osiris.
- : The watcher on the walls ceased to exist.
Heaven Regional Message Board
Loading...*hacks (You) with a flaming sword*
*Reanimates back to life*
Ahhh...cute, so you volunteer?
*teleports behind you*
Oh you want a second try? It's futile
Guess I have wings now...
As a train pulls into the Heaven train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.
"Attention Heaven Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Map Express to [Insert next Featured Region with the next Featured Map of the Day.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on having the Featured Map of the Day Heaven!"
Also while entering the station, FMP Train Conductor Nikolai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on having the Featured Map of the Day Heaven!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Region that has the next Featured Map of the Day.
Heh, okay. Enjoy your stay.
Dear God,
I outlived the Internal Revenue Service.
Are you proud of me?
Amen
God says 😶🌫️
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