The People's Republic of Gorrp is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 902 million Gorrpanynonymians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorrp Gorrp 97. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gorrpianynonymian economy, worth 45.7 trillion Gorrps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,695 Gorrps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorrp's national animal is the Great Gorrpian Bloop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gorrp is ranked 139,659^th in the world and 1^st in Gorrpia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,256.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.