The Republic of Graccheia is a small, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 26 million Graccheians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Graccheian economy, worth 973 billion denarii a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,427 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Graccheia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, Graccheia successfully hosted the Europe Olympics, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graccheia's national animal is the Gracchan wolf.

Graccheia is ranked 80,352^nd in the world and 599^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.